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Delaney 17 Chicago
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how I tell stories

me:and then she was like
me:and im like
me:but then shes like
me:then theyre like
me:so i was like
me:yeah like
me:i know like
me:ye

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via ritabarista)

justcallmejude:

proctalgia:

do u ever just wanna yell at someone and tell them how much they hurt u but u also dont want to talk to them at all 

Yup

(via burnettehairbitch)

ritabarista:

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.

Oh my god

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